Some Corkers from the Kids

 All of these are from Nephews and Nieces. I have changed the names so that I won't be beaten up in later life!

Paul: Did you have a nice poo?

Simon: (Indignantly) You can't eat it!

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Peter: Do you know how we know about dinosaurs?

Simon: From books of course!

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Hannah: I like the baby Jesus but I don't like the big one much.

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Grandma: Would you like some Cheddar, some Edam or would you like a piece of each?

Hannah: I like "each"!

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During a game of "Guess the Animal", it was established that the animal had 4 legs.

Hannah: Is it furry?

Peter: Yes.

Simon: Don't be daft, fairy's don't have 4 legs!

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